Cast

Pizdzius Swedzioszek

Pizdzius Swedzioszek

The main Character, the metis child of a wood and dark elf. Founder of CBA, the essence of word "treefag", only real gay elf in whole syrtis, seeking the glory of fitting to the Green Lands. He doesn't want to be sexy.

Ozizu

Ozizu

Piz's first friend, a Warjurer who prefers to spend his days being a lazy ass and chatting to his buddies, but from time to time when he goes hunting, his head gets chopped of mostly by his Lady of Dreams, Josephine.

Count Grishnack

Count Grishnack

Most powerful healer... of CBA. Spends night on shady Sadomaso parties. During the day he prefers to lay in the hay with his greatest love, Orzeszek.

(news said they broke up. Oh well cruel world)

Orzeszek

Orzeszek

A subtle girl and cutest huntress of Fallen Angels of Love. She spends her life with Count Grishnack, dreaming of a world full of kittens, little panthers and wolf cubs.

Cullyn

Cullyn

Thoughest tin can in nearest 25m, chocolate addict and an essence of english woman. Piz's friend of heart, almost a twin, a sexy tea drinker who loves fun chats at the beach while bathing in a sunset light.

Ebany

Ebany

Cullyn's greatest love, reasonable, always calm and always full of british humour, Ebany will never let any exping go slow and any hunt go wrong. Unless he has a crash.

Glaurung Invincible

Glaurung Invincible

Glaurung, preferably Puppy, spends his days looking for another dose of RP. Slowly from being a hardcore, silent, blood-loving murderer, he became Piz's best friend. Willing to accept anything no matter the consequences, only if it brings him more power and bloodlust.

Fluffy Muffin

Fluffy Muffin/Fingon

Cute girl is a cute girl. Even if she's a guy. Fluffy is a wicked hunter who is guarded by fluffy pets or harmless goblins. Her charm and weird sense of humour makes her lovable and huggable even by Ignitians.

Pescyn Paskuda

Pescyn Paskuda

Pesky is a brave knight, who tries to find nice elf chicks and a keg full of beer.

Angelwinged Devil

Angelwinged Devil

AwD is a leader of Guardians of Power. If you think of something mad, wicked, crazy, gothic and willing to rape anything that moves... stop thinking of him NOW.

Sithius

Sithius


One of rare holas - knows english, and creates very useful phrases who everyone could nod to and agree. "I like you in a manly, nongay way" is one of the most used between Syrtians.

Brad

Brad

Brad, the most random syrtian spammer ever existed, always ready to party and hang out with nice chicks. SPAM.

Valorius Rageway

Valorius Rageway

Praised by some, hated by others, root of Order of Daggers, now known as Order of Daggerfist, Valorius always boosts up war parties to well-organized event. of course, only when Syrtis zerg actually listens.

Miraculix

Miraculix

Miraculix is a fine piece of marksman despite the fact he's from Syrtis. Steady, cool and full of good humour, he brings the name of his clan, Inquisition, to the top level! (he's a STUD!)

Tuor

Tuor

Tuor is a great conjurer. Even if he's a holas, he can speak fluent english and he's willing to help everyone. In free time he likes to play Magic The Gathering, chat with friends and fool around pretending he's a Leprechaun.

Syrtis Zerg

Syrtis Zerg

Basically a bunch of holas and/or other nationality Syrtian fellows who rush in a chaotic swarm towards enemy. Very hard to control and understand, but easy to melt in, even if you're an enemy. They just won't notice you. Usually squeaks sounds like "holas" "vamos" "aca" and "vida".

Roofie

Roofie

Piz's pet, found in mountains near fort Algaros. Tamed and loved by the owner against its will. Prefers to be a dark, fierce and bloody werewolf, but because of Piz it turns out to be pretty useless.

Laeloth

Laeloth


The well known Prince of French Warriors of Syrtis, a great hunter who likes to get into spirit of RPG. Because of his marvellous accent called by some "Fofique" (and by some I mean Piz). He never leaves his friends behind and cares deeply for each one of them.

Regnum-Irae

Regnum-Irae

The "SPARTA" guy. He's a holas, very young holas, defeating his enemies with Throat Cutter lvl1. Probably the best knight on the server and very perverted, rude and straightforward friend. He really kicks ass in CoD.

Ameer

Ameer

Vowed to protect Piz, Ameer fits to be his personal Health Care "perfectly". He's a promising young conjurer, although he fails to be responsible in every possible way. Clumsy, forgetful and too energetic, he's not the best choice for preventing Piz from dying.

Addaloe

Addaloe

A classic person, who's a guy, playing tits. Chicks, I mean. Shares clan with Laeloth, is very stubborn, rushes towards the enemy and usually prefers lonely hunts, but ocasionally joins bigger groups.

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